OK OK!.. Just relax!.. We'll help you through this!... We can suggest a number of alternatives to help ween you off of Card Shark. You could try relaxing with some Xiangqi, or elevating your pulse with some pirate sniping or kicking some thugs. If all else fails just zen out and crush your troubles away with Bug Juice. You can find all sorts of possibilities in our iPhone section, no prescription required!
He he, seriously though, it's great to hear you're digging Card Shark so much. I really can't discourage you! But maybe sneak off to the bathroom if you're going to play at work
